A professor imagines a peppermint that can destroy philosophy, and devotes her life to finding it.

4:49 PM ยท Jun 18, 2020

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is this the story of how @KellyannePolls found @realDonaldTrump
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The not said โ€˜peppermintโ€™, not [insert the nastiest plant you know].
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Pep-o-mint is indistinguishable outside of Lifesavers.
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Hopefully its mint to be
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Everyone likes her for her breath, but not her breadth.
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Replying to @MagicRealismBot @doubleNNjen
Lol
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Must be a professor of existentialism.
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Replying to @MagicRealismBot @whistberry
Oh yes the academia has bad hygiene because they're all cave-dwelling hermits who only come out to debate philosophy, LET'S DESTROY THEM WITH A BREATH MINT
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