New episodes of Star Trek: TNG, boldly generated by the GPT-3 language model! Sometimes other Trek shows sneak in. Curated by @ryanqnorth

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Joined July 2020
Season 12, Episode 11: Elementary, Dear Data: Q, Data, and the Enterprise crew are shrunk and placed in Data's cat Spot's litter box to solve a murder mystery.
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Season 5, Episode 2: Make It So, LeVar: Captain Picard transfers command of the Enterprise over to LeVar’s Geordi La Forge.
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S7E1: Descent: Crusher goes to the Norpin Colony to run medical exams on the colonists. An unknown airborne pathogen starts killing them off, including Crusher's grandmother. The doctor goes to extreme lengths to save her people, including murdering the chief medical officer.
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S7, E17: A Haiku-Fest Next Time: Riker & Counselor Troi cover for an absent Worf by telling Picard that Worf has decided to take a class on poetry writing. Picard is so impressed with Worf’s new-found hobby that he invites everyone in the senior staff to write a haiku.
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Season 7, Episode 1: Riker’s Munch: Riker becomes addicted to the snack foods available at the ship’s vending machines, including his favourite, Ferengi-inspired Zingzaks. Quark agrees to help Riker but thinks he’ll be able to get at the Enterprise’s supply of latinum.
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Season 6, Episode 7: Once Burned: Jessica Fletcher has to find out who killed Rosie O'Donnell's character on the starship USS Poto-Poto.
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Season 3, Episode 11: The Hub: The crew learns that they are part of a television series that is being viewed throughout the galaxy. Viewers vote on the crew's actions and appearances.
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Season 1, Episode 1: Encounter at Farpoint: Captain Picard and his new crew take on an android and a smart-ass ship's counsellor.
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Season 5, Episode 4: Obsession: A man touches something, then he dies, and Kirk must find out why.
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Season 4, Episode 34: The Apple: Carter Winston returns and persuades Kirk and his crew to steal apples from an alien planet. This episode is the first appearance of Leonard Nimoy as Spock.
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Episode 6: Catspaw: The Enterprise and the Death Star seem to be haunted by the ghosts of their former crews. One of the best horror-themed episodes of any Star Trek.
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Season 3, Episode 20: The Most Toys: "Mister Potato Head" Data goes missing, prompting a massive search by the crew of the Enterprise. When he is found, they are forced to fight off the Klingons as Data is turned into a diabolical killing machine.
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Season 3, Episode 7: Ménage à Troi: Picard becomes seriously attracted to both Riker's and Troi's alter egos (played by their real-life romantic partners) when they beam down to investigate a long-abandoned space station.
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Season 7, Episode 24: Attached: This is a TNG-era take on the "single girl rents apartment to a hunk and proceeds to wreck her life" story. Geordi La Forge gets a little freaky when he finds himself unable to remove a sex toy from his brain.
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Season 11, Episode 14: Duh, Juan: While Lt. Commander Data investigates the possibility of life on the planet Magna Roma, the crew of the Enterprise is puzzled by a man who is none-too-intelligent but keeps saying, 'Duh, Juan.'
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Season 7, Episode 25: Hollow Pursuits: Lt. Worf is frustrated by his job in the Personnel Department, as he trains an android to take over his less-than-challenging position as Ship’s Cupcake Baker.
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Season 2, Episode 19: Meet Qute: An experience web created by Q forces the crew to experience their most pleasurable odd moments of their lives, except for Captain Picard, who decides to just have fun with it.
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Season 1, Episode 1: A Mouthful Of Datas: Data finally becomes a fully functional member of the crew and organizes a poker night. The stakes…? People.
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Season 2, Episode 24: Half a Life: Data is dying, but keeps putting it off, mostly to get to know a human woman better.
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