well it's jon. waggener high, class of 2001. co-founder, @secretbase

brooklyn/louisville
Joined September 2009
i see everyone’s arguing about soccer, or as i call it, handegg
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starting a newsletter where i blast out emails to 15,000 people that are just questions like “hey what’s the temperature outside” and follow-up emails 90 seconds letter that say “never mind”
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i bet lamar jackson left the game because he had to go poop! sorry this is so late. i have spent the last four months trapped underneath my refrigerator after attempting to use it without reading the manual first
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Jon Bois retweeted
Watching snooker @jon_bois
Shot Of The Tournament
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whenever i’ve got a question that needs answering i hop right on over to google.com. that’s where they treat you right
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i don’t know, let’s try it. i know someone’s gonna spoil the party and retweet but let’s see how low we can get
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can you write a tweet that gets 1000 likes without a retweet
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incredible
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About 5x10^46 molecules in Nebraska
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wild night in dorktown slack
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Jon Bois retweeted
@jon_bois watching basketball
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got a new beef episode today! this is the one with all the spying
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i’m designing an open-world game with no weapons or cars where you just walk into random buildings and have conversations with people about allen iverson. the final boss is a guy who says he wouldn’t have made it in the nfl
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in 2002 me and my friends were dumbasses who took the catalytic converters out of our cars so they would sound cooler and even we knew the war was stupid. no one in a position of influence who agitated for war should ever be listened to or treated with respect
This is going to be terrible, what an awful analytic frame to approach an obviously catastrophic war of choice
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Jon Bois retweeted
@jon_bois baseball champion
FORTY SIX MPH
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this one’s for you, food fans! here is a list of some delicious meals: - fajitas - pizza - biscuits and gravy - sushi - fried chicken - chili - pad thai - filet mignon - chicken marsala - blt - eggs benedict - spaghetti
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over $600K raised for refugees. a college football podcast that mostly talks about boat mishaps has actually gone and done this. so proud of you @ShutdownFullcas edsbscharitybowl.com/
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went to the store
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kofie’s running one offensive play for an entire game and he might actually win this twitch.tv/secretbasesbn
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